Originally Posted by Angemon

I'm pretty sure only shady can troll you

and shady isnt here anymore

RIP

Originally Posted by Angemon

@Tatsumi how about if I pay you 100$ per month to troll @Ryuzaki everyday!

Where should I sign a contract?

@Tatsumi Buy stuff in bulk online in sales and all, like anon masks, huge demand for them in the UAE (they're banned XD) so i got like 20 of those for like 2$ and sold them each for 20$ each. Profit? Check.
Also people around your age have alot of trends in smoking ecig and shit, You can order a pack of harmless ecig (the one with glycerin and no drugs) it has like 500 puffs, You can get each for around $1 and sell easily for $10 each, over here I have seen people sell $30+ for just one pen.
at the end it mostly comes down to trends in your area and all.
You can also buy stuff real cheap like eye-catching stuff (I saw a few beanie's with bluetooth headphones in them, cool eh?) You can sell those easily.
You just need to invest.
Goodluck!

Originally Posted by Tatsumi

Where should I sign a contract?

Please sign the following contract:

Trolling-Ryu Agreement The party of the first part @Tatsumi) being of sound mind and fairly good body, agrees to the following with the party of the second part (@Angemon). 1. FULL DISCLOSURE: At the commencement of said relationship (trolling and rekting @Ryuzaki), each party agrees to fully disclose any trolling bodies, dependent @Danger Devil, bizarre religious beliefs, phobias, fears, social diseases, strange political affiliations, or currently active relationships with @Chillivanilli else that have not yet been terminated. Further each party agrees to make known any deep-seated mother/father/brother/sister complexes and fanatical obsessions with pets, careers, or organized sports. Failure to make these disclosures will result in the immediate termination of said relationship before it has a chance to get anywhere. 2. INDEMNIFICATION OF TROLL: Both parties agree to hold the trolling against @Ryuzaki only (colloquially referred to as the "Blackhat guy") blameless in the event the "trolling guy" turns out to be a "real pain in the a*s" or "psycho b*tch." (For definition of "real pain in the a*s," see "John DeLorean: My Story," available at most bookstores; George Hamilton at one of Imelda Marcos' parties; or any picture of Bob Guccione in Penthouse. For definition of "psycho bitch," see Sharon Stone in "Basic Instinct," or Glenn Close in "Fatal Attraction.") 3. DEFINITION OF RELATIONSHIP: Should said relationship proceed past the first "fix-up" both parties mutually agree to use the following terminology in describing their said "trolling": For the first thirty (30) days both parties consent to say they are "going to rekt Ryu." (This neither implies nor states any guarantee of exclusivity.) Following the first thirty (30) days said parties may say they are "trolling Ryu" and may be referred to by third parties as "an item." Further, if both members of the party consent, this timetable may be accelerated; however, if either party "gets too serious" and disregards this schedule, the other party may dissolve the relationship on the grounds of "trolling too fast" and may @Tatsumi get banned. 4. TERMS OF EXCLUSIVITY: For the first thirty (30) days both parties agree not to ask questions about "Ryuzaki" whereabouts on weekends, weeknights, or over long holiday periods so they can decide how to troll him. 5. TROLLING ETIQUETTE: For the first thirty (30) days both members agree to be overly considerate of the other's trolling posts and threads. A minimum of three (3) posts will be made between the two parties during the working day, and each party will attempt - with best efforts - to originate 50% of the trolling posts. Additionally, for the first two weeks all dates will be made at least twenty-four (24) hours in advance; there will be no "Ryuzaki is a nice person" to console that old troll. and both parties agree to strike the phrase "but he is an admin" from their vocabulary. Further, during the first six (6) weeks each member of said relationship agrees to attempt at least one spontaneous "trolling that basta*d" and will arrange the delivery of at least one unexpected trolling video. Following the first forty- five (45) days both parties will return to their normal personalities. 6. THE 90 DAY GRACE PERIOD: For the first three months, each member of the couple agrees to hold the other blameless in the euphoric use of phrases like "Who start first" "Why can't we just ban him" and -- using archaic terminology--"Let's ban @KidRock" Additionally, each party agrees to love, cherish, honor, and defend @Chillivanilli not to be trolled ever. 7. GROUNDS FOR TERMINATION: Any of the following will be grounds for immediate termination and final dissolution of said relationship: (a) Excessive use of trolling pics; (b) Ending any argument with the sentence "Ryu is nice"; (c) complaining more than twice about Ryuzaki. 8. MISCELLANEOUS: (a) Each party agrees to give the other at least five minutes' notice before trolling Ryuzaki. (b) Both parties agree to remain active until Ryuzaki get tired. (c) At the termination of said affair: (1) both parties agree to be mature and do not making Ryuzaki cry. (2) each party agrees to wait at least seventy-two (72) hours before trolling Ryuzaki again. 9. ADDENDUM: After the initial trolling- no matter what - both parties agree to give @Ryuzaki a chance to defend himself.

Originally Posted by Angemon

Please sign the following contract:

Trolling-Ryu Agreement The party of the first part @Tatsumi) being of sound mind and fairly good body, agrees to the following with the party of the second part (@Angemon). 1. FULL DISCLOSURE: At the commencement of said relationship (trolling and rekting @Ryuzaki), each party agrees to fully disclose any trolling bodies, dependent @Danger Devil, bizarre religious beliefs, phobias, fears, social diseases, strange political affiliations, or currently active relationships with @Chillivanilli else that have not yet been terminated. Further each party agrees to make known any deep-seated mother/father/brother/sister complexes and fanatical obsessions with pets, careers, or organized sports. Failure to make these disclosures will result in the immediate termination of said relationship before it has a chance to get anywhere. 2. INDEMNIFICATION OF TROLL: Both parties agree to hold the trolling against @Ryuzaki only (colloquially referred to as the "Blackhat guy") blameless in the event the "trolling guy" turns out to be a "real pain in the a*s" or "psycho b*tch." (For definition of "real pain in the a*s," see "John DeLorean: My Story," available at most bookstores; George Hamilton at one of Imelda Marcos' parties; or any picture of Bob Guccione in Penthouse. For definition of "psycho bitch," see Sharon Stone in "Basic Instinct," or Glenn Close in "Fatal Attraction.") 3. DEFINITION OF RELATIONSHIP: Should said relationship proceed past the first "fix-up" both parties mutually agree to use the following terminology in describing their said "trolling": For the first thirty (30) days both parties consent to say they are "going to rekt Ryu." (This neither implies nor states any guarantee of exclusivity.) Following the first thirty (30) days said parties may say they are "trolling Ryu" and may be referred to by third parties as "an item." Further, if both members of the party consent, this timetable may be accelerated; however, if either party "gets too serious" and disregards this schedule, the other party may dissolve the relationship on the grounds of "trolling too fast" and may @Tatsumi get banned. 4. TERMS OF EXCLUSIVITY: For the first thirty (30) days both parties agree not to ask questions about "Ryuzaki" whereabouts on weekends, weeknights, or over long holiday periods so they can decide how to troll him. 5. TROLLING ETIQUETTE: For the first thirty (30) days both members agree to be overly considerate of the other's trolling posts and threads. A minimum of three (3) posts will be made between the two parties during the working day, and each party will attempt - with best efforts - to originate 50% of the trolling posts. Additionally, for the first two weeks all dates will be made at least twenty-four (24) hours in advance; there will be no "Ryuzaki is a nice person" to console that old troll. and both parties agree to strike the phrase "but he is an admin" from their vocabulary. Further, during the first six (6) weeks each member of said relationship agrees to attempt at least one spontaneous "trolling that basta*d" and will arrange the delivery of at least one unexpected trolling video. Following the first forty- five (45) days both parties will return to their normal personalities. 6. THE 90 DAY GRACE PERIOD: For the first three months, each member of the couple agrees to hold the other blameless in the euphoric use of phrases like "Who start first" "Why can't we just ban him" and -- using archaic terminology--"Let's ban @KidRock" Additionally, each party agrees to love, cherish, honor, and defend @Chillivanilli not to be trolled ever. 7. GROUNDS FOR TERMINATION: Any of the following will be grounds for immediate termination and final dissolution of said relationship: (a) Excessive use of trolling pics; (b) Ending any argument with the sentence "Ryu is nice"; (c) complaining more than twice about Ryuzaki. 8. MISCELLANEOUS: (a) Each party agrees to give the other at least five minutes' notice before trolling Ryuzaki. (b) Both parties agree to remain active until Ryuzaki get tired. (c) At the termination of said affair: (1) both parties agree to be mature and do not making Ryuzaki cry. (2) each party agrees to wait at least seventy-two (72) hours before trolling Ryuzaki again. 9. ADDENDUM: After the initial trolling- no matter what - both parties agree to give @Ryuzaki a chance to defend himself.

Lol you killed a lot of time with that didnt you ?
Also Tatsumi will again go to dead phase soon so i dont think he will have time to troll me

Originally Posted by Angemon

Please sign the following contract

Trolling-Ryu Agreement The party of the first part @Tatsumi) being of sound mind and fairly good body, agrees to the following with the party of the second part (@Angemon). 1. FULL DISCLOSURE: At the commencement of said relationship (trolling and rekting @Ryuzaki), each party agrees to fully disclose any trolling bodies, dependent @Danger Devil, bizarre religious beliefs, phobias, fears, social diseases, strange political affiliations, or currently active relationships with @Chillivanilli else that have not yet been terminated. Further each party agrees to make known any deep-seated mother/father/brother/sister complexes and fanatical obsessions with pets, careers, or organized sports. Failure to make these disclosures will result in the immediate termination of said relationship before it has a chance to get anywhere. 2. INDEMNIFICATION OF TROLL: Both parties agree to hold the trolling against @Ryuzaki only (colloquially referred to as the "Blackhat guy") blameless in the event the "trolling guy" turns out to be a "real pain in the a*s" or "psycho b*tch." (For definition of "real pain in the a*s," see "John DeLorean: My Story," available at most bookstores; George Hamilton at one of Imelda Marcos' parties; or any picture of Bob Guccione in Penthouse. For definition of "psycho bitch," see Sharon Stone in "Basic Instinct," or Glenn Close in "Fatal Attraction.") 3. DEFINITION OF RELATIONSHIP: Should said relationship proceed past the first "fix-up" both parties mutually agree to use the following terminology in describing their said "trolling": For the first thirty (30) days both parties consent to say they are "going to rekt Ryu." (This neither implies nor states any guarantee of exclusivity.) Following the first thirty (30) days said parties may say they are "trolling Ryu" and may be referred to by third parties as "an item." Further, if both members of the party consent, this timetable may be accelerated; however, if either party "gets too serious" and disregards this schedule, the other party may dissolve the relationship on the grounds of "trolling too fast" and may @Tatsumi get banned. 4. TERMS OF EXCLUSIVITY: For the first thirty (30) days both parties agree not to ask questions about "Ryuzaki" whereabouts on weekends, weeknights, or over long holiday periods so they can decide how to troll him. 5. TROLLING ETIQUETTE: For the first thirty (30) days both members agree to be overly considerate of the other's trolling posts and threads. A minimum of three (3) posts will be made between the two parties during the working day, and each party will attempt - with best efforts - to originate 50% of the trolling posts. Additionally, for the first two weeks all dates will be made at least twenty-four (24) hours in advance; there will be no "Ryuzaki is a nice person" to console that old troll. and both parties agree to strike the phrase "but he is an admin" from their vocabulary. Further, during the first six (6) weeks each member of said relationship agrees to attempt at least one spontaneous "trolling that basta*d" and will arrange the delivery of at least one unexpected trolling video. Following the first forty- five (45) days both parties will return to their normal personalities. 6. THE 90 DAY GRACE PERIOD: For the first three months, each member of the couple agrees to hold the other blameless in the euphoric use of phrases like "Who start first" "Why can't we just ban him" and -- using archaic terminology--"Let's ban @KidRock" Additionally, each party agrees to love, cherish, honor, and defend @Chillivanilli not to be trolled ever. 7. GROUNDS FOR TERMINATION: Any of the following will be grounds for immediate termination and final dissolution of said relationship: (a) Excessive use of trolling pics; (b) Ending any argument with the sentence "Ryu is nice"; (c) complaining more than twice about Ryuzaki. 8. MISCELLANEOUS: (a) Each party agrees to give the other at least five minutes' notice before trolling Ryuzaki. (b) Both parties agree to remain active until Ryuzaki get tired. (c) At the termination of said affair: (1) both parties agree to be mature and do not making Ryuzaki cry. (2) each party agrees to wait at least seventy-two (72) hours before trolling Ryuzaki again. 9. ADDENDUM: After the initial trolling- no matter what - both parties agree to give @Ryuzaki a chance to defend himself.

you killed almost the same exact time reading it @Ryuzaki

Originally Posted by Angemon

Please sign the following contract:

Trolling-Ryu Agreement The party of the first part @Tatsumi) being of sound mind and fairly good body, agrees to the following with the party of the second part (@Angemon). 1. FULL DISCLOSURE: At the commencement of said relationship (trolling and rekting @Ryuzaki), each party agrees to fully disclose any trolling bodies, dependent @Danger Devil, bizarre religious beliefs, phobias, fears, social diseases, strange political affiliations, or currently active relationships with @Chillivanilli else that have not yet been terminated. Further each party agrees to make known any deep-seated mother/father/brother/sister complexes and fanatical obsessions with pets, careers, or organized sports. Failure to make these disclosures will result in the immediate termination of said relationship before it has a chance to get anywhere. 2. INDEMNIFICATION OF TROLL: Both parties agree to hold the trolling against @Ryuzaki only (colloquially referred to as the "Blackhat guy") blameless in the event the "trolling guy" turns out to be a "real pain in the a*s" or "psycho b*tch." (For definition of "real pain in the a*s," see "John DeLorean: My Story," available at most bookstores; George Hamilton at one of Imelda Marcos' parties; or any picture of Bob Guccione in Penthouse. For definition of "psycho bitch," see Sharon Stone in "Basic Instinct," or Glenn Close in "Fatal Attraction.") 3. DEFINITION OF RELATIONSHIP: Should said relationship proceed past the first "fix-up" both parties mutually agree to use the following terminology in describing their said "trolling": For the first thirty (30) days both parties consent to say they are "going to rekt Ryu." (This neither implies nor states any guarantee of exclusivity.) Following the first thirty (30) days said parties may say they are "trolling Ryu" and may be referred to by third parties as "an item." Further, if both members of the party consent, this timetable may be accelerated; however, if either party "gets too serious" and disregards this schedule, the other party may dissolve the relationship on the grounds of "trolling too fast" and may @Tatsumi get banned. 4. TERMS OF EXCLUSIVITY: For the first thirty (30) days both parties agree not to ask questions about "Ryuzaki" whereabouts on weekends, weeknights, or over long holiday periods so they can decide how to troll him. 5. TROLLING ETIQUETTE: For the first thirty (30) days both members agree to be overly considerate of the other's trolling posts and threads. A minimum of three (3) posts will be made between the two parties during the working day, and each party will attempt - with best efforts - to originate 50% of the trolling posts. Additionally, for the first two weeks all dates will be made at least twenty-four (24) hours in advance; there will be no "Ryuzaki is a nice person" to console that old troll. and both parties agree to strike the phrase "but he is an admin" from their vocabulary. Further, during the first six (6) weeks each member of said relationship agrees to attempt at least one spontaneous "trolling that basta*d" and will arrange the delivery of at least one unexpected trolling video. Following the first forty- five (45) days both parties will return to their normal personalities. 6. THE 90 DAY GRACE PERIOD: For the first three months, each member of the couple agrees to hold the other blameless in the euphoric use of phrases like "Who start first" "Why can't we just ban him" and -- using archaic terminology--"Let's ban @KidRock" Additionally, each party agrees to love, cherish, honor, and defend @Chillivanilli not to be trolled ever. 7. GROUNDS FOR TERMINATION: Any of the following will be grounds for immediate termination and final dissolution of said relationship: (a) Excessive use of trolling pics; (b) Ending any argument with the sentence "Ryu is nice"; (c) complaining more than twice about Ryuzaki. 8. MISCELLANEOUS: (a) Each party agrees to give the other at least five minutes' notice before trolling Ryuzaki. (b) Both parties agree to remain active until Ryuzaki get tired. (c) At the termination of said affair: (1) both parties agree to be mature and do not making Ryuzaki cry. (2) each party agrees to wait at least seventy-two (72) hours before trolling Ryuzaki again. 9. ADDENDUM: After the initial trolling- no matter what - both parties agree to give @Ryuzaki a chance to defend himself.

Lol you seriously wrote all that?

ayy lmao

Originally Posted by Tatsumi

ayy lmao

btw welcome back and read my post